[zaps Quill, who falls down yelling]Yeah, writhe, little man., Korath the Pursuer:You dont look like a junker. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over." Peggy Carter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier These hope quotes will instantly lift you up. Share these yearbook quotes with your friends. Im not done, Im not [tries to get up; collapses, sighs]Okay, Im done., Natasha Romanoff:Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.Sam Wilson:Anyone ever tell you youre a little paranoid?Natasha Romanoff:Not to my face. - Friedrich Nietzsche. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? Here, we rounded up up 16 of the best graduation speeches of all time, including words of wisdom from Natalie Portman, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and more. See the world. [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. You can only be young once. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Be happy, man. [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? You do not have to walk through it You can run. Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. This collection of graduation jokes will have your friends and family members in stitches the entire time. Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! But hes in my custody now. [pause]Do you ever laugh? [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Aunt May:Hungry? And how do you know about my daily routine? Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. And for the graduate who appreciates a good laugh or two, share a funny graduation quote to celebrate their achievements. Oscar Wilde. I burgled them. Scotty?Hope van Dyne:Hes programmed to replicate your daily routine. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.Thor:They gave you his eye?Rocket Raccoon:No, he gave me a hundred credits. Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Are you sure you wouldnt rather punch your way out?Thor:If you keep talking, I might., [Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]Loki:Look, why dont you let me take over? Albert Einstein. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. How do you even know that?. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Funny Senior Quotes From Movies. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Where is WandaVision Filmed? David Barry 2.) We look like ourselves at a baseball game., Cassie:Dont just stand there! Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. These are the funniest quotes from Thor: Ragnarok. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. Its hideous, by the way. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. They look Chinese. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. We dont know what it means. [pause]On the inside.. Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. Steve Rogers: The hell I can't! [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Its not. I saved us, guys!MJ:If you saved us, why are we about to die?. Dr. Al Bernstein 4.) Perhaps his youthful exuberance is part of that, so there were plenty of light-hearted moments in his first MCU film. A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! Youre that spider guy from TV!Spider-Man:Call me Spider-Man.Street Vendor:Ok, Spider-Man. What do people call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Just Fury?Nick Fury:Yep. "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. [blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens], [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]Peter Quill:How the hell is this dude still alive?Drax:He is not a dude. what connection type is known as "always on"? Comeptetion between marvel and dc. Just Wong? [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Ill take you to outer space!, Scott Lang:If you do this and it doesnt work, youre not coming back.Tony Stark:[nervous]Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant., Tony Stark:[to Steve, referring to his 2012 self]Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.Steve Rogers:No one asked you to look, Tony.Tony Stark:Its ridiculous.Scott Lang:I think you look great, Cap. Suns getting real low. Im gonna commit. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Loki, hes alive! I'm a Captain! "You are graduating from college. That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". Stupid place. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. 6. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. The red, the white. Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Can it bite me? [exits]Spider-Man:Wait, Mr. Stark! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. Christine Palmer:What? That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! Unstable dimensional openings. Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. Newton D. Baker Life is my college. So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. Haha, dab! So much has happened since I last saw you. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. No, no! [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. "So, what's it like in the real. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. 13. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. Tom Swanson. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time. Maybe. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Want more Marvel quotes? - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. Stan Lee. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. "Love can be defined with one word. "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. Oh, wait a second, its me! These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. With a shout of "Underoos!" he calls in a familiar neighborhood . "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Threat: High. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . But everything's always beginning, too. Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. It sucks. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. Im, like, Boom. And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. Its hers. I tried to bench you. 2. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. They sound Chinese. [Groot nods], Gamora:I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery!, Gamora:And Quill, your ship is filthy. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. as part of a team of heroes. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. This is the fun-vee. Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. Who am I to judge?, Dr. Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Thor:Noobmaster. Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. - Jennifer Lee. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! Internet, so helpful. [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him.
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